Social Graces

by Kiko Matsing

Sorority Girls Gone Wild

At a March 6 party sponsored by the [Pi Beta Phi] Ohio University chapter, attendees engaged in sex acts, used plates as “missiles” during food fights, vomited on carpets, defecated in urinals, and tried to tear off the clothes of a female bartender…

Defecated in urinals? Ugh! These children act like libertines in Marquis de Sade’s orgies. Too much money, too much freedom. I suppose one cannot buy grace, decorum, manners. Where are the parents? Makes me pine for infamous 1950s bourgeois repressions.