Bitterly Cold

by Kiko Matsing

Forecast for Urbana, IL (from Weather Underground):

Bitterly cold. Mostly cloudy. A 20 percent chance of snow until midnight. Blowing snow until midnight. Lows around 5. Windy. Northwest winds 25 to 30 mph with gusts to around 40 mph. Wind chill readings 5 below to 15 below zero.

From AccuWeather.com:

Minnesota Metrodome collapses:

Where are my “climate justice” activists???

Global-warming protesters in Cancun for the United Nations COP16 climate summit poured human feces in the streets, threw eggs at police, attacked American fast-food establishments, and generally went on a rampage demanding “action” and “climate justice,” among other things.

(from www.thenewamerican.com)

Oh, that’s right, they’re busy hurling shit in Cancun to stop global warming. I heard vegan pooh is best because of all the fiber. It’s green too!

UPDATE: Weekend Blizzard Goes Down in the Record Books (from AccuWeather)

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