by Kiko Matsing

Cebu (2015)

He’s the guy who assigns motorbikes to tourists who go up Tumalog Falls.

He’s out in the tropic sun all day, and these fucking tourists can’t tell who’s in charge around here. So he has to wear this stupid clown costume (including his sister’s harem pants) and act like a diva to call everyone’s attention. Geez.

Love those white Ray-Bans, btw.